I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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