I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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