Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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