I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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