Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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