please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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