I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
