its not stalking. its research.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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