Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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