Sponge bath it is.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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