Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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