Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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