Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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