I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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