i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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