girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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