they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
We need a shit load of segways right now
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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