Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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