question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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