i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Randomize
