how can u be prego again
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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