In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me