Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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