You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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