i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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