To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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