they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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