Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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