im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
where are my eyebrows?
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