I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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