ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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