You don't have asthma, your pregnant
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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