I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
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hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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