her vagine was all disorganized.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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