Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You ruined the universe
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