NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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