Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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