Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her