we're blogging at a bar
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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