omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
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