i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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