I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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