You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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