so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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