just come out here and I will go home with you...
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Sorry my hands just texted you
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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