If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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