Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize