i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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