fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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