Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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