Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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