I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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