Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
He kissed a someone with a penis
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I can't turn off my feet"
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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