i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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