Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
there was a trapeze. enough said
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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